Cartoon of  a man with a giant turnip. Man says, “Well, I understand if you are unable to give. After all, you can’t squeeze blood from a turnip.”

I drew this several years back, when clichés were on my mind. Turnips have always looked strange to me. Many come in purple and white, two-toned. I don’t know many people who are enthusiastic about turnips, although I do love a good serving of turnip greens. When I add some vinegar to the mix, I’m in heaven.

I drew this in Adobe Illustrator CS2