Cartoon of  two girls with a swimming instructor. One girl says, “When are you going to teach us something valuable, like how to survive in the belly of a whale?Whenever I hear the story of Jonah, I wonder whether the guy knew how to swim and whether it made a difference. I’m guessing he was doing a mighty fine butterfly stroke when he became bait.

Swim instruction would be more exciting if it was coupled with “Shark Week” on the Discovery Channel. That would get more boys interested. However, it could balance out with the girls heading for the next exit.

I drew this in Adobe Illustrator CS2