Cartoon of two boys staring at a manger. On says, “You know something? The first Christmas didn’t have much bling… except for the angel thing.”

Cartoon of a man who has passed out at an ATM. A boxing glove hangs out of the ATM machine. the caption reads, “Mark just discovered there is a substantial penalty for overdrawing his account.”

Cartoon of a doctor and an elf. The elf says, “Of course my blood pressure is high. You insist on taking it around Christmas time!”

Cartoon of people waiting in line. One man says, “I don’t normally expect long, Christmas-shopping lines at a convenience store.”

Cartoon of and angel with a bike helmet. He says, “Heaven hasn’t been the same since we’re required to wear head protection.”