Joyful Noise

Spear 3791 Joyful NoiseCartoon of  a boy and girl toddler at church. The girl is enthusiastic. The boy says, “That’s a quite a joyful noise you’re making there.”

I drew this cartoon for Church of God Ministries. You can find the newsletter at http://www.chog.org/chognews/CHOGnews-jun11.htm.

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Stalker Claus

Spear Cartoon 3736 Stalker Claus

Cartoon of a girl and someone with a bag over their head. The girl says, “I know what you mean. ‘Santa Claus is Coming to Town’ gives me the creeps too.”

Santa seems to be a bit of a stalker.

He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He knows when you’ve been good or bad. Get a restraining order, for goodness sakes!”

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Vexed Christmas Spirit

Spear Cartoon 3733 Vexed Christmas Spirit

Cartoon of Scrooge and the ghost of Jacob Marley. Marley says, “You will be visited by three spirits: The Ghost of Christmas Past, Ghost of Christmas present, and Ghost of Christmas Mall Music.”

Christmas mall music has been vexing me lately. It’s a lot of cheer without the babe in the manger. Christmas music without Christ is vain, fluffy and nonsensical… much like the rest of the mall.

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Smelly Music

Spear 2592 Smelly MusicCartoon of two choir members. One says, “We have to do something about these old, smelly choir robes. No matter how many times I wash mine, my dog still wants to roll around on it.”

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